Have you ever Urban Dictionary'd your name :D?

I did it before but I thought the answers were halarious-


Basically, go to Urban Dictionay, search your name, then copy %26amp; past the FIRST definition

Have you ever Urban Dictionary'd your name :D?
Cole





The hottest guy livin








The most amazing guy ever. Easily could be the love of your life. Everyone falls for him but no one else can have him. Also very handsome. Just absolutely stunning in every way possible.
Reply:no I hadn't but this definition of my name is so not me!!





Ana





Not a petname for Anorexia. A cutesey name for self-induced starvation. Most often used by girls on xanga and myspace who don't really have an eating disorder but like to pretend. It's girls who want to shed a few pounds, who post how many calories they consumed that day and how many sit ups they did in order to try asnd prove they are anorexic. Real anorexics struggle with the disease and aren't ust trying to lose a few pounds. Real anorexics aren't proud.


Ana girls think that starvation is beautiful, glamourous, a lifestyle. They're annoying, bitchy, and an insult to any girl who has really struggled with anorexia nervosa.


"Ana" is a friend who "consumes" them who makes them skinny.





Friends with mia girls.


Role Models are the olsen twins and Nicole Richie
Reply:my name is jane and i got





Someone who is very average in appearance and everything else, even though everyone wants to be her and thinks she is gorgeous. "Plain Jane"





Everyone else: "Jane, your pictures are so pretty, you are so going to be a model. Every night I pray to God that I'll wake up and look like you."


Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day!"
Reply:1. Simona


A usually not smart person who worries about speed and is a meany butt! and likes to say RIIIGGGHHHTTTT tooo much! she is not funny and is a verry WEIRD PERSON soooooo weird you could DIE she also likes to sacrifice her brother she wants to push him out of her car. SHE HAS A CRAZY FAMILY including her cousin Gabriella who likes to eat glabjamin WAYYYY 2 MUCH! She also has crazy sisters mostly alina and humna but rahema and rohma are cute


EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW dont be a Simona she is soooooo weird
Reply:1. Jen 123 up, 61 down


Gorgeous, amazing, perfect everything. The girl who has always been my best friend, the girl who I should've been chasing this whole time. I love her. %26lt;333





- Sugarlips


Jen was always my friend, then best friend, then lover, now my love





interesting.. I thought the Urban Dictionary just had really gross stuff like mung and that Alabama hot pocket that haunts me to this day....





Who knew?
Reply:hahahah I LOVE mine! LOL





Bryan:





A general term, originating in the midwest, for a reformed gangsta who often has relapses to his former being. Despite the fact that he is only truly viewed as a hardcore thug by suburbians and white dudes, he is usually still respected by the niggas and has a reputation for holding his own, getting the job done, and/or having a fat wallet. Bryans are also know for their ability to be able to talk to niggas AND speak 'white


'


White Kid 1: Oh no I sense that Bryan is making his way here


(The Bryan walks up)


White Kid 2: Please don't bust a cap in my cracker ****!


(The Bryan stands there, wondering WTF!?)





Black Guy to another Black Guy: "Damn *****! How you get honky to sell you that cutty so cheap? Always a hustla fo real, Bryan be runnin things in crackasville, huh"





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LOL Kerby!! urs is funny! LOL
Reply:Edward


Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight.


a vampire, a man who is dead on perfection, his skin glows from radiance. Someone who is terrifying but you always want to see him more. He's perfect in everyway.
Reply:WOW, couldnt be more inaccurate!





Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.





I hate sport, dont like irish punk rock (although I am irish!) Appealing to every girl? Eeehhh, NO! Inability to seal the deal, now that's hit the nail on the head! PE teacher? Not a chance! Buff, can you be buff AND fat?
Reply:Im doing both of my names.... first my REAL name but I used the third down since its so messed up.


Robert:


a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.





The name I go by:


Bob:


Battery Operated Boyfriend as in a vibrator


I had a talk with Bob last night
Reply:Natalie :


The most beautiful and loving person i have ever met...i love her and she can be the best peroson ever
Reply:Lmao, I love that page :D





[Nic]


(Short for Nicholas) Sweet, gentle boys who are heavily protected by Filipinos named Michelle. When you spot a Nic, there is usually a Michelle attached to his hip, arm or lips. Nics are very rare, as only so few boys are perfect. However, one must not anger Nics; they often carry around wrenches to reciprocally protect their girlfriends Michelles. Nics enjoy video games and doing boy things, but would much rather spend time with Michelles. They usually sacrifice their amusement time to be with Michelles, and do feminine activities such as shopping, talking on the phone, eating at fancy restaurants, and doing each others' hair. Nics are amazing snowboarders, and make excellent teachers. For example, Nic had taught Michelle how to carve in five days. This is because Nics are quite intelligent, and can easily impart their knowledge to lesser-knowing crowds. Nics make excellent boyfriends, fiances, and husbands. However they are reserved for Michelles, so if you are not Filipino and named Michelle: step off.





I'm not Filipino -sigh- and my Michelle is actually called Julia. ;)





[Nicolas]


Often used when describing a male teenager who is under the impression that because he lives in the ghetto he is infact a home boy gangsta. Every aspect of his life is influenced but the notorious 50 cent and becomes extremely violent on the intake of alcohol followed by various whole fruit being thrown at him.


while at a party a piece of fruit is thrown at you, a typical nicolas response is as follows: yo man who threw the banana? i'll bust a cap in the brother who thinks he can shizzle nicolas's minizzle





- Can't really agree ;) -
Reply:Rissa:


Rissa is short for Merissa-Rissa-Bo-Bissa, The Supreme Most Coolest Kick-*** Thug Hoe ***** of the Universe, my chewbacca-noise-making giggle-bot. Rissa was amazing, hilarious, incredible, off-the-wall, unique, inspired, one in six billion, creative, sweet, beautiful, outrageous, dreamlike. Rissa was my idol. Rest in peace, gorgeous. You were too extraordinary for this world








Wow... I'm dead.
Reply:Haha no, but I just did and it says:





"Mary





one who is seemingly innocent.





Mary is commonly known as a good girl, for example: the virgin mary ... however Mary is a bad girl who never gets caught.





The most amazing name ever.


The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".


The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.





But she's still amazing.


Don't deny it, you know it's true. "








This made me laugh, star for you. =]
Reply:Avery- avery means amazing, talented in every way , able to sucseed, will go far in life, loves and cares for that one special person, very good at basketball


"dang, did you see that avery?"





"yeahh shes amazing and talented in avery way!"








Avery- An extremly hot sexy and gorgeous female. wonderful at everything she does
Reply:Yep lol(:








Mine is:





Lucy 592 up, 231 down love ithate it





A sexy, attractive female who is intelligent and understanding. A fun filled character with endless amusement. Usually found in the UK with dazzling eyes and a smile to die for, a cuddly person who means the world to anyone (unless retarded)


1: hows your relationship?


2: crap!


1: why?


2: i need a lucy, i got a bob :(


1: dumb *** *****!
Reply:Justine199 up, 36 down


Individual and artistic, a Justine usually doens't give a crap about what anybody thinks of her.


Innovative and sincere, a Justine is a jack of all trades and appears to succeed in all that she puts her mind to or at least appear to. ;)


Thus, insecure people will either hate on a Justine just for breathing or feel safe under a Justine's wing. ( due to a Justine's natural paternal nature)


"Oh my god, did you see Justine today? She always looks good withought even trying! I HATE her sometimes..."


"I can't do that! Why don't we ask Justine, she's supposed to be really good at that kind of stuff, right?"


"Man, it isn't a party until Justine walks through that door!"








haha. that made me smile a lot. i loved it. star for you! :D
Reply:I'm late:(





A sweet girl-next-door type. A girl who would be your best friend. And if you're lucky she'll fall in love with you too. Think of Debbie Reynolds in the "Tammy and the Bachelor" movies.


Mike: I'm sick of the big mouth sluts with attitude in this school.





Joe: Perhaps you need to find a Tammy. Good luck with that.
Reply:lmao i loves Kerby's and Bryans





mines is not funny


just true





Will 865 up, 413 down love ithate it





The hottest sexiest man alive he makes my motor run hes so bangable i would **** him in a heart beat I LOVE WILLLLLLLLLLLLL %26lt;3333333


Will is so sexy...i juss wanna **** him..all day..everyday...for the rest of my life! %26lt;3
Reply:Not until now!





Louise:





Louise is a boyfriend stealing whore. She is often a friend or a best friend, but she's a manipulative, vindictive ****, who will double cross you. Beware. She also has a HUGE fat ****, A stupid fat square head, and cries about anything.


"Omg! She stole her boyfriend? What a louise."
Reply:Blah, mine isn't true at all!!!





Its a lie!











Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.





My name is James.





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Reply:"Tifinie" is used in Old French to mean "Epiphany." Tiffany is a name given to mostly American girls, it became popular during the early 1980s. The stereotype that comes with the name is a sexy cheerleader type, or sexy girl.








Haa yess!
Reply:Sammie (Mehh)





The most beautiful girl I know. She is perfect in all aspects of beauty,and intelligence. And you would be lucky to meet such a girl named Sammie


Adrian:"Hey Nick I heard you are dating Sammie"


Nick:"Yep, I'm one lucky guy"





:D:D





~Mehh (:
Reply:Josh:


Someone who cracks jokes and roasts on people for fun. Someone who will stop whatever they are doing to make fun of somebody.





Wow. That's incredibly true. My friend did this a while ago to my name and was amazed at the similarity
Reply:William -


A charismatic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.








Wow. That's just like me! :)
Reply:1. Isabella


A hot girl with a hot name.


Often smart, but at some times unattentive and ill-mannered.


Usually a fast learner, and energetic most of the time.
Reply:Kevin





basicilly a kid with a huge d!ck. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.


Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.
Reply:1. Emily:





"slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.


she drives me crazy, shes such an Emily."
Reply:* jessica *


a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"





Haha I never did that before, but its totally true!








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Reply:Amanda








A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.


a woman who doesn't take sh!t from anyone, even her own parents. She does things her way when she wants where she wants how she wants with who she wants





see what it says its all rubbish ..lol
Reply:Kimberley





Sexxie, Adorable, fun to be around, Dates only one man at a time: doesn't go for great looking. Loves to flirt and an amazing kisser and great partner never selfish.
Reply:Katie :


An Absolutely gorgeous person. Someone who is so amazingly beautiful its almost physically impossible.


"That girl is so beautiful. She must be a katie."


yayy i like my name :D