Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Poll:have you ever searched your name in the urban dictionary?

liliana: the most awesomeness person in the whole worlds woot woot


haha porch monkeys :P





lol.





look up your name. what does it say?

Poll:have you ever searched your name in the urban dictionary?
*goes to search name*


Why, of course...





*looks at results*


riana isn't defined yet. D:


Story of my life.
Reply:Joanna


1.The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that Joanna sits atop of.





2. Pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. Be weary though, Joanna is a complete badass and is known to carry either a nine or a gat with her at all times - for protection from other jealous rival badasses and if she just feels like being a thug and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the hell of it.


"Man you shot up and robbed five armored vans, assaulted three cops, and beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme. You're almost as badass as Joanna."





Joanna is so awesome her presence radiates awesomeness.
Reply:Joel





1. Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that's more important than regular people. Arrised from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.





2. A turd





3. Joel is a sexual act where one person will lick or suck on their partners nose and or nostrils causing them to become aroused.
Reply:hahahaha!! mine is soo hilarious.... watch this:








monica


Slang term for a woman who enjoys sucking a man's genitals.


See Monica Lewinski


Girl: "I like sucking cocks!"


Guy: "Is your name Monica?"


monica lewinski bill clinton ******* bj jaws








2. monica





the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D


DAMN!!!! look at that sexy monica over there. she is the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D








3. Monica


A name derived from the latin language meaning "A wise councilor"


Also a Catholic Saint.


Hello my name is Monica. I am named after Saint Monica.





The best person in the world. Otherwise known as Lil Momma. Loves affection but only from certain people such as Emilios. They love testing others in their freshman year by wearing certain T-shirts, etc. Very difficult to get along with at first, but once this is achieved, it is worth it. Love to be given Happy Meal toys that sing, roll across the floor, etc. Usually have a smell of shiny mustard, which Big Poppas enjoy. Extremely trustworthy %26amp; lovable. Usually go well with Emilios for 64+ years.


Emilio: Hey Monica.


Monica: Yeah?


Emilio: I poop joo!


Monica: I poop joo too boo!
Reply:nicole:


pretty much the most awesome person you will ver hope to meet. many people try to be as balla as nicole's but in many cases to not suceed.nicoles are pretty awesome and pretty much the greatest thing sience...EVER! many people hope to be nicole but never are because shes a ballaholic!





haha it's so true:)
Reply:- Short/abbreviated for "dope a s s oriental". This is used for referring to someone who's asian and hella hip and cool.





- Established as being a handsome/beautiful individual of royal decent.





- Dao means the " Way " or the " Path ".





- Synonym for cool.





- destructive anal orgasm (has to be my fave)





- the process of saying damn and ow at the same time when hitting a tree or a car or a building or anything of that sort...


a more simple version


damn + ow = dao








Bites: You're being a Helen! Haha, jk.
Reply:No, but I want to now.





2. Andy


a crazy shorty that loves to f***. HUGE PACKAGE. can skateboard. loves to put it in the ladies a**. has great hair. sexy as hell. has a great firm a**, and loves people to touch it. it is orgasmic to him. likes all type of music. is in love with the store pac-sun. and has a nerdy brother and he is the exact opposite as his brother.


WHITE GIRL: that new guy andy knows how i like it.


GIRL 2: true that
Reply:Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight.


Look at that boy, he's so Edward! Get a look at those cheekbones, and those eyes!








Edward di Wilde here... O-o
Reply:Samantha-





Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around.








EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME.
Reply:Sarah:


A hero, a friend, a sexy peice of ***


whoes that girl over their with that toad in her hand?


oh thats my friend sarah, isn't she a sexy peice of ***?


Yeah; what a hero.





LMFAOOOOO


I died when I read that XDD.
Reply:Cassandra:





1. to be the most amazing thing anyone has ever seen.


"you are so cassandra, I love you"





2.The cutest, kindest, most perfect girl in the entire world.
Reply:Randall:


can be used interchangably with the word 'sexy'.





Randy:


The coolest boy alive. Very calm and seren. sometimes over exagurates about things. But all the girls like him. He is better then any james could or would be.
Reply:LMAO this sh*t is awesomastic :D





http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...





I like the second meaning ;)
Reply:lol an Anglicized form of the irish name Caoimhin derived from the older Irish Coemgen composed of elements coem and gein. lol








basically it means my name means handsome and kind and gentle. lol
Reply:Ashley -- a bad as$ motherfuc*er who who won't take no sh*t off of nobody





that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her.








hahah, cute(:
Reply:Christy a cool,smart,fair,kind, often sexy boss
Reply:Didn't until now!





Wow, it matches me perfect! :]
Reply:No.
Reply:Allison: coolest b*tch on the block.





Niiice.


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