Lmfao go on urban dictionary and type in your name...

post the funniest definition or a link to the page





http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...

Lmfao go on urban dictionary and type in your name...
Tori


someone of great nature, beauty, ediquette, and intellegent. often reffered to in the sense of a godlike being








I completely agree.








I also like this one:





**** buddy; sexual activities are their strong point.
Reply:1. Bridget 298 up, 100 down


An amazingly happy, yet clumsy person, who is so nice and is always helpful to cheer up everyone else.


I need a Bridget. (in example of needing the happiness)


You pulled a Bridget. (in example of the clumsiness)


cheerful helpful hugable happy clumsy


by naturally happy drunken cow May 21, 2006 email it 0 comments


2. Bridget 191 up, 73 down


A shota icon, who is frequently featured in threads on image boards such as not4chan, 7chan and 12chan, where he can be fapped over. Due to his feminine appearance, he can cause sexual confusion for people of both genders, although tends to be a favourite of straight men. Bridget originates from the video game Guilty Gear XX, where he sought to prove his masculinity in a very short nun's habit, using a pink yoyo, and with the help of his teddy bear, Roger.


Everyone is gay for Bridget.


shota bridget yaoi guilty gear trap


by Statuess Dec 1, 2006 email it 0 comments


3. Bridget 189 up, 74 down


A woman more entrancing than the greatest laser show at a European Night Club and a woman who could make the darkest day brighter than the sun. Women who try to imitate this woman pitifully fail - mostly because its like trying to imitate the most beautiful celestial body in the universe with the personality of Princess Charming.


Man, I tried to imitate Bridget today and I couldn't...


wonderful beautiful gorgeous entrancing irish sun


by DeClan Jackson May 17, 2006








lol





BRIDGET =]





1. It's Melody


2.Crazy Caroline


3. Dylan yes it is a girls namee


4.Jenniehadafunvacation





BELOW:LOL!!





\;


ABOVE:
Reply:428 up and 163 down:





Bryan - A general term, originating in the midwest, for a reformed gangsta who often has relapses to his former being. Despite the fact that he is only truly viewed as a hardcore thug by suburbians and white dudes, he is usually still respected by the ****** and has a reputation for holding his own, getting the job done, and/or having a fat wallet. Bryans are also know for their ability to be able to talk to ****** AND speak 'white'





hahahahahhahahaha LOL





ABOVE: sure ;)


BELOW: Yes =)
Reply:Danielle


A danielle is the performance of multiple sexual acts on one or more men in a single evening. Events are usually accompanied by intoxication and partial or full nudity.


Rachel pulled a danielle last night with Anthony, Charlie, and Butch.








That is the funniest thing ever hahaha





1. Paige


2. Melody


3. One smart Olive


4. Joey Highlight





Above: Sure why not


Below: No I cant marry her lol
Reply:LOL! Mine is so unique and rare that it isn't there....usually not in modern name books either but rather very old ones...





Above: sure why not - seems nice


Below: Not so sure my Avatar would want to marry Calvin...But she could adopt him as a little brother and we could play with Hobbs together with my pet Dragon....lol...





*****Avatars aren't showing up - just click on them and they show up in their profile....





1.One Smart Olive


2. Buri


3. Helen


4. Thunder and Lightening


5. Whipper Snapper





Sorry, I picked five....but I would take the first four if I couldn't take all five...sorry...
Reply:Kenzie refers to a small brunettes that are usually obsessed with nikis. they roam around fairfax virginia and have many sexual innuendos with their friends. Their jokes are NOT funny. Sometimes can be pedophiles, but are big whores too.


Woah, damn girl, you'z a kenzie.





LOL.





i love the "woah, damn girl, you'z a kenzie."





http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...





:D





edit: i changed my mind. im not taking anybody to antartica because i'd never go there. i hate snow!





above: yea, she seems nice enough. and she wants to marry me! haha


below: sure. as long as youre okay with being married to the person above me too. oh, and with my boyfriend. haha, we can have a 4 some! ;D





:p
Reply:Olivia - young psychotic female, controlling, bossy, out for the worst, you want to forget about her but you can't. She is the type of person that needs to grow up by herself and learn to depend on herself, so that ......she can mature.





That crazy chick Olivia is going to make me hurt small animals.








above: sure, as long as they're not some psycho serial killer


below: no, sorry, maybe if you weren't a girl...lol :)








1) danielle


2) aubrey


3) paige


4) you :)
Reply:Melody, it says the name of the most beautiful girl. :D


lol. here's the link:


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...





would you live with the person above you sure


would you marry the person below you no








pick 4 people you would take to antarctica





paige :)


you


danielle


joey highlight


megan


dylan





(oops i thought i read 6, oh well)
Reply: A girl often wanting sex, or to be involved with sex in one way or another. Also a reference used to describe a slut.





That girl was like kasey how badly she wanted it.


That woman was the biggest kasey I have ever met.





^lmfao yea wow they nailed that one ahahah





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Reply:1. Kayla


1205 up, 251 down


A beautiful female who is slightly goofy and really crazy in all areas of her life; never forgotten and always lovable.





The definition of Kayla has changed dramatically over time to rest at the above definition. The word "Kayla" is actually derived from a Greek mythology female deity who would prey on innocent men in the way of a dinner whore. The deity had one fatal weakness: a hysterical male deity by the name of Ross who only had to speak her name to suppress Kayla's alluring powers.


The girl I went out with last night was such a Kayla, but for some reason she hasn't called me back; I even paid for her dinner!











-----all i can say is omg lol------
Reply:funniest- 1. Taylor





a verb...to "Taylor" someone is to lay them on a feather bed...surround them with a trough full of excrement, and masturbate on their face.


I Taylored his mom last night.





best definition-





Taylor


291 up, 150 down


An extreamly Good Looking Girl! Blonde Taylor's are the best. They normally have really nice figures and beutiful eyes. She will be really outgoing. She likes to party but not to much.Most taylor's care alot about animals and the enviornment! If you get the chance to kow a taylor honor that moment..love her..cherish her! She weill be one of a kind!!!


Dude: look it's Taylor


Dude2:She is Amazing!








avatar game-





above: sure, if they clean :]


below: nah, she's a girl
Reply:I'm not in it, hold on ill just do the games


Yes i'd live with above, she seems cool


Below - Since ive just worked out its a girl why not!





1. Eat your heart out %26lt;/3™


2. Lost n Coma %26amp; Covered in Cake♥EM


3. Helen H


4. And below - as ive just married her she can come!


Sure i'm happy living with the person above you, shes one of my contacts! and since ive just married the person below I think we'll have to get a bigger house!
Reply:Haha!





Megan: A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is ******* hilarious!








Above: Uh, maybe?


Below: No. Haha.





1. You


2. PAIGE :]


3. ♥Tan of Cydonia♥™


4. It's Melody™


5. MR. PARTY AND BULLSH!T.
Reply:becky


Someone who is small yet overtly aggresive whilst at the same time being very brightly coloured. A becky believes themselves to be "well 'aard" without any evidence or history of being such. Often seen to 'hen-peck' those around them that they perceive as being either weaker ... or simply ... shorter. Feed mainly on green items of any type which explains the requirement for a becky to locate themselves near a lavatory.


"I wish she'd calm down and leave him alone ... she's really starting to do a becky".








LOLL well 'aard.















Reply:Kayla:


A beautiful female who is slightly goofy and really crazy in all areas of her life; never forgotten and always lovable.





above: Yeah sure why not? He seems pretty awesome.


below:





1. Dylan, Yes it's a girls name


2. Joey Highlight


3. Kayla (I loove her name! lol)


4. Philibus


5. Call me "what ever"
Reply:my name is celeste. and i hate the jonas brothers.








A multicolored unicorn who likes to dance to lil wayne songs and eat carrots and rabbits. Often seen on high school campuses and often play sports errday. They like men with mullets and the Jonas brothers

















amazingly beautiful, one from heaven, angel-like. These girls typically make amazing girlfriends and any guy would be lucky to have a Celeste.



Reply:Pmsl..my name means~ The fear of bananas!The definition is I have an immense helen.Even 1 little banana and I freak out...I would take...


1.FoG


2.Bruce P


3.Frodo


4.Always Moving Forward


To Antarctica


Live with ~Frodo....I wouldn't live with him,but I would go to Mount Doom and get rid of the ring...so long as we don't have to take Gollum!!


Marry ~ So sorry but I can't,me and Frodo have just thrown the ring away!!Lol
Reply:a hot girl that loves to flirt and barely anyone can get her. Girls envy, and boys drool.





hahaha.. oh how nice..








hahaha well philibus is below me.. and i would marry him.. hahaha idk about the other two!








1) Philibus


2) great dane, you!


3) paige


4) omg designer


5) Joey highlight





and above, haha sure she can be my roomate.. i just hope she doesn't mind living with phil.. hahaha
Reply:rofl...





mine is painful...





Phil- The term used when someone has had their ballbag stapled to a pair of jeans


or...


to refuse to be dumped





would you live with the person above you-only if she makes cookies...





would you marry the person below you-no because there is on one there...





1. Caroline


2. Jake so I can leave him to freeze...hahahaha...


3. Paige


4.
Reply:ahahaha niiice








http://www.tinyurl.com/aubreyx333








antarctica





1. above


2. below


3. olive


4. anyone else who is willing to freeze their *** off with me lol
Reply:hehe :) cute :)


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...


above: no. :) we can be friends though :) hehe :)%26lt;-cute avatar btw :)


1. you :)%26lt;- i like your old avie better!! :)


2.PAIGE :]%26lt;-- sounds like fun :)


3.Megan%26lt;- she seems really interesting :)


4.Let the Love Tear Us Apart :]%26lt;--new contact :)
Reply:hmmm says I'mgullible the person most jokes are played on scams etc ....... lol so so true ..





1 HelenH


2 BruceP


3 Yourself


4 always moving forward for being helpful !!





hmmm hard to say above but now know will be able to play with their dragon !! YaY !! but aren't they likely to eat small kids and their tiger's??





below .. nope sorry as I am happy with my partner but will settle for mates !!
Reply:Joe





A Man's name. A shortened version of the name Joseph. Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.





My name is Joe. You know that means i rule!








^It's true ^_^!^
Reply:Aimee:


A nice girl who is ridiculously clueless to everything, very klingy, she'll take your crush to prom when she knows you like him, and is called stalker behind her back. CRADLE ROBBER!!!!!!!!!!!!





-yup, thats me!!








above: sure, why not?


below: i dont think so.
Reply:LMAO!!!





http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...





^ - No


v - No





1- You


2- The 1st answerer


3- User above


4- User below
Reply:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...





it wasnt that funny





4 people would be dennis ... jamie... mike... and john








would you live with the person above you.. yeah


would you marry the person below you... no im getting married to someone else sorry
Reply: Kaela


A lesbian, usually the token lesbian of a group of people, similar to the token black guy in movies. Also known as The L. Generally acknowledged to be a badass due to lack of emotion. Arch-nemesis: owl.






Reply:veronica


the second most popular stripper name in the world.





Lol. This was prtty funny. And I wouldnt live or marry anyone on the site. Nothing personal though, I just don't have online relationships. And I'd take zero people to antarctica cuz id never go cuz id freeze my @$s off!!!!
Reply:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...





oh that's just lovely....rofl





1-let love


2-megan


3-caroline


4-phil


5-kenzie
Reply:HAHA, i love yours :]


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...





above: yeah


below: no





1. melody


2. let the love tear us apart


3. dylan


4. megan


and one smart olive.
Reply:This. Is. Terrible.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...





Above:Sure


Below:Ill take a rain check.


Antarctica:Paige, Melody, Let The Love Tear Us Apart, and You =]